Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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