I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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