4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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