I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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