Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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