Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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