I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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