But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
we should paint friendship bongs
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