so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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