oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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