the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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