You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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