i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's great music for shaving your balls
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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