I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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