so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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