too bad you live with your parents still
I think my vagina is haunted
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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