Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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