we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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