trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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