I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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