On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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