just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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