Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
