their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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