How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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