hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
