That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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