So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Randomize
