he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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