Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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