The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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