how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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