Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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