your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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