I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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