I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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