somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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