I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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