Small penises have feelings too.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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