We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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