I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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