3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Floor bacon is actually really good
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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