whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
NoShamevember. You game?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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