I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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