? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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