11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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