Sry I called you an 8
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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