last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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