The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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