that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I didn't notice because vodka
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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